I HAVE THE SMELL OF CHEAP MAPLE SYRUP STUCK IN MY NOSE AND I HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN NEAR ANY???

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jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

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stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

ghettohipsterhitler:

rainbow-dash:

i had to stop because i was biting my lip

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draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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