A living legend.
When’d Obama grow a ponytail
This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him
That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.
One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.
When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”
And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.
Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.
I haven’t seen the new episode yet, but based on my dash, I believe this is how it ends.
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
May 2, 1998
Battle of Hogwarts Timeline (Fan Estimated)
has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold
Thank you, Matilda.
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talk dirty to me
TOO MUCH DIRTY
"The brain can get sick too."
Re-make of this post.
End mental health stigma.
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
how do people even motivate themselves to do homework i want to know