This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids
this is the album that changed the world
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me