yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

oomshi:

this almost broke my speakers

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croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

that-nerds-blog:

I found these mints today. So many mint puns I can’t breath

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

actuallygrey:

satansspookycunt:

casker:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

This art is so beautiful, I can’t handle it

First you see a normal, pretty picture with Fionna and on a cliff

And then it turns out she sits on a destroyed speedway and things are not so sweet anymore asdsd

so many people don’t realize that adventure time is post-apocalyptic and set after a nuclear war. it’s such a huge statement in itself and makes all the details of the show much more fascinating to take note of!

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